This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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