just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
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