I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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