Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Someone shit on the floor
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
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