btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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