your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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