The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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