she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
do herpes really smell.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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