You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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