His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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