please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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