Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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