so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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