Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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