Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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