he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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