ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I need to calm my uterus...
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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