I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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