no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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