Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
