Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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