I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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