I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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