super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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