She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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