I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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