More tranny stories later!
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
This baby is an asshole
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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