I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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