This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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