So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I just got carded by a ten year old.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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