Having a random hookup so left but love u
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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