I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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