Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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