he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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