Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
