Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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