my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
cat food counts as protein by the way
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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