I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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