i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize