Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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