So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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