bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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