I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Randomize
