Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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