I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
me + whiskey = a bad person
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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