yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
and she was petting her beer can
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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