3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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