i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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