at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
porn star boner night. come get it.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
The air was thick with penises
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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