You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
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Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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