...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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