Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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