I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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