We named our party play list daddy issues
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
