I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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